Have noticed that we spend a lot of time saying one thing and meaning something *slightly* different. Thought it would be amusing to write down some of my favourites What…

I have always wanted to have a Theory / Law named after me so here it is. Dzeni's Theory states that "People are idiots". It was originally longer stating that…

The Great Shoe Saga started when my darling dad pointed out the fact that my current set of black leather, ankle length, zip up, low heel boots were wearing out.…