It’s been one of those days. The kids at school are driving me nuts.

I keep myself sane by adding to my collection of “not too bright” / totally incompetent euphemisms.

Google referred me to a long list of these. Below are some of my favourites (not all of which are featured on the longer list).

• Lights are on but nobodys home
• Elevator does not go all the way to the top floor
• A few fries short of a Happy Meal
• A couple of cans short of a six pack
• Not the sharpest tool in the shed
• A few fruit loops short of a bowl
• Chocolate for brains
• Not the brightest crayon in the box
• Could not find his rear end with both hands
• Has hit rock bottom and started digging
• Not the brightest star in the gallaxy